Job Jail
Johnny

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Slow and Boring

Two panels. 'Year 1': a flashy guy in sunglasses rides a 'Meme Stocks' rocket and calls 'Enjoy your boring index fund, Johnny!' as Johnny walks beside a turtle. 'Year 15': the rocket has crashed and the guy sits in a cubicle labeled 'Still working,' while Johnny relaxes in a beach hammock with the turtle in sunglasses: 'Slow and boring got me out of job jail.'
Index funds are boring. So is a hammock. That's kind of the point. šŸ¢