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Bubble Wrap

'Retired at 45. Not allowed to get hurt until 65.' Johnny lies in a rainbow beach hammock wrapped head to toe in bubble wrap, wearing a helmet and elbow pad and sipping from his JJJ mug through a straw, next to a calendar reading 'Medicare in: 7,300 days.' — 20 years until Medicare. Hammock time, carefully. 🫧

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