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Golden Handcuffs

'Golden Handcuffs': a mustached boss peeks over the cubicle wall and says 'Great benefits package, huh?' Johnny, slumped at his desk with his ankle chained to a big blue ball labeled 'Health Insurance,' answers 'It's less of a package. More of a leash.' — Stayed for the benefits. Still here.

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