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Happy 40 Years, Gary

Coworkers cheer under a 'Happy 40 Years, Gary!' banner as an exhausted, white-haired Gary in a party hat holds a cake shaped like his cubicle. Johnny, holding his mug and a slice of cake, looks horrified: 'Forty years? I'm going with four percent.'
Gary got a cake. I want a withdrawal rate. 🎂