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My Own Doctor Now

Two panels. 'At work': a coworker says 'Just go to the doctor, Johnny,' and a sniffling Johnny replies 'Sure, $20 copay.' 'After retiring early': a sweaty Johnny in a bathrobe holds duct tape and a red card next to books titled 'WebMD,' 'Home Remedies' and 'Duct Tape 101': 'It's fine. I'm my own doctor now.' — Early retirement healthcare plan: vibes and duct tape.

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