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The Spreadsheet

Two panels. A tired Johnny looks at a spreadsheet asking 'Can I retire?' with a big green 'YES.' Next, sweating and typing frantically, he adds columns for 'Meteor strike,' 'Zombies' and 'Eggs cost $40': 'Just accounting for a few more scenarios.' — My retirement spreadsheet said yes, so I added zombies. 🧟

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